so that wasnt chicken after all
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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