yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I skipped work to stalk him.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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