Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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