Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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