That's intense
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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