That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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