Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You can make out without kissing
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