I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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