We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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