He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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