Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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