It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She even gives head with a lisp.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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