Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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