Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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