We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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