They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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