you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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