We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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