We won't sleep together?
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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