You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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