And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize