reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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