the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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