i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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