I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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