yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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