So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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