Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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