Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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