So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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