doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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