he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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