so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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