We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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