Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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