You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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