When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
