Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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