she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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