but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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