So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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