i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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