we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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