honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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