shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You coming home soon, man?
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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