I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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