i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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