Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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