After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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