Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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