I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
