your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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