I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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