Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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