She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i came on her dog
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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